Tea For Two

Here we see an unusual way of attaching a plate. The fools at Mercedes have put the rivets in the wrong place, handing this poor unfortiunate driver an unwanted IATAIGOSN.


The driver should be able to appeal. We will consider romoving the 3 points if they get it refixed and buy us some new wiper blades.

Ruby?

We reckon that the 4 is being deployed as an R and this car belongs to someone callled Rogan. Rogan is a word used in Curry making and means clarified butter in Persian, while Josh means hot or passionate.

In Anglo Saxon 4OGAN means Tosser.

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Sometimes on our M6 excursions, we meet nice people. This gentleman made room and let us change lanes without shaking his fist, swearing or trying to ram us. The only proplem was that we then needed to change lanes twice more to get the shot in. We think that may have pissed him off, but his nerve held. With that in mind, we thought we might do something in return.

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Slick Nick - You Devil You!

Dyslexia is rife in Warrington, where i in E people can't tell the difference between numbers and letters. This IATAIGSN disturbed us so much, we couldn't go into Toys R Us (or was it TO45 R US?) . The sign above the doors made us think that the place was just a massive car ready to eat us and spit out our miserable bones, or keep us locked in the trunk with 30 purple dinosaurs repeating the phrase - 'Can I be your friend' in an American accent. AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!

Thanks N70 KYX, you've ruined the childrens Christmas.

Monterey Jack

This Tosser was sent in by the Steel Duke. Caught performing a dangerouss IATAICYU, IATACI finished with a IATACQ, on the A556 durring a torential downpour. Interestingly, Vauxhall only made 7 Monterey's, 4 were used to keep chickens in and the other 3 were given to Care in The Community for patient use.

Tosser!

Interesting fact of the day - 'Monteray Jack is a type of chesse that is responsible for making Americans fat.'

Don't Call Us.

Mobile phones in cars are illegal. They can't be used for anything other than telling the time or wondering why you haven't received any text's for over a week. They give you cancer and make your semen so dilute that your sperm die or only create ginger kids.

This gentleman chose to blantantly ignore the law and carve up half the M6 whilst on the blower. Fully deserving an IATAIOTP and a IATAICYU - 6 Points!

Probably arranging for a prozzie to meet him at the Little Chef for an Olympic Breakfast, followed by an hour in the nearest Travel Lodge.

A good days work you Tosser!

At First I Was Affraid, I Was Petrified.

Bury town centre

Sunday 2nd December 2007.



This IATAIGASN once again utilises the Tossers favourite number - the '7'. Here it is cunningly deployed on a Monster Truck and is meant to represent the lettler 'L'. This vehicle must belong to a female and we're having a good guess that her name is probably Gloria, only in Bury, it's spelt Glorea (obviously).

With such a big truck, we reckon she is either a rugby player or a lezzer.

Needless to say, we won't be going to Bury ever again.