Don't Call Us.

Mobile phones in cars are illegal. They can't be used for anything other than telling the time or wondering why you haven't received any text's for over a week. They give you cancer and make your semen so dilute that your sperm die or only create ginger kids.

This gentleman chose to blantantly ignore the law and carve up half the M6 whilst on the blower. Fully deserving an IATAIOTP and a IATAICYU - 6 Points!

Probably arranging for a prozzie to meet him at the Little Chef for an Olympic Breakfast, followed by an hour in the nearest Travel Lodge.

A good days work you Tosser!

Her Name Is RHE4O And She Dances On The Sand

WTF? I still haven't been able to work this one out. I asked Google if it knew, they said this. Can't possibly mean 'Cheap', that's a £30k BMW and that plate must be worth £40 quid! Then, on closer inspection, we found it. Welcome to the M6 RheaO.

I can't dish anything out for this one because she's clearly new to the country and I'd like to 'protect' her.